Ruby-Cogs/unbelievaboat/failreplies.py

crime_fails = [
    "You got caught trying to rob the bank! The police fined you {amount}.",
    "Your attempted heist failed miserably. You were fined {amount}.",
    "The security cameras caught you in the act. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "Your getaway driver abandoned you. The cops caught up and fined you {amount}.",
    "You triggered the silent alarm. The fine for attempted theft is {amount}.",
    "The store owner pulled out a shotgun. You dropped everything and got fined {amount}.",
    "Your mask fell off during the robbery. Easy identification led to a {amount} fine.",
    "The police were waiting outside. You got caught and fined {amount}.",
    "Your criminal plan backfired spectacularly. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "You slipped on a banana peel while escaping. The cops fined you {amount}."
]

rob_fails = [
    "They saw you coming and called the police. You were fined {amount}.",
    "Their guard dog caught you in the act. The police fined you {amount}.",
    "You picked the wrong target - they were an off-duty cop! Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "Their security system was too advanced. Getting caught cost you {amount}.",
    "You tripped their alarm. The fine for attempted robbery is {amount}.",
    "They fought back and subdued you. The police fined you {amount}.",
    "Their neighbors spotted you and called 911. Pay {amount} for your failed attempt.",
    "You got caught on their doorbell camera. The fine is {amount}.",
    "Their martial arts training surprised you. Getting caught cost you {amount}.",
    "Their booby traps worked perfectly. The police fined you {amount}."
]

slut_fails = [
    "An undercover cop caught you soliciting. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "The vice squad was running a sting operation. You were fined {amount}.",
    "Someone reported your suspicious activity. The fine is {amount}.",
    "Your attempt at seduction failed badly. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "You got caught in a police raid. The fine for solicitation is {amount}.",
    "Your potential client was a police officer. You were fined {amount}.",
    "The hotel staff called the authorities. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "Your indecent behavior got you fined {amount}.",
    "You picked the wrong street corner. The police fined you {amount}.",
    "Your flirting attracted police attention. The fine is {amount}."
    "They snatch your money right out of your trembling hands, leaving you sobbing as you lose {amount}.",
    "You spill hot wax all over your cash while begging, ruining {amount} and feeling utterly helpless.",
    "A ruthless thief yanks {amount} from your clutch as you’re too desperate to stop them.",
    "You stumble and drop {amount} on the filthy floor, crawling to grab what’s left.",
    "Their cruel fingers swipe {amount} away while you’re lost in a needy moan.",
    "You get pushed hard, your wallet tearing and {amount} scattering like your shattered pride.",
    "You accidentally scorch {amount} with a flicked cigarette, whimpering at your own mess.",
    "While whispering sweet nothings, a sneaky hand picks your pocket, stealing {amount}.",
    "You trip over your own trembling legs and {amount} slips down a dirty drain.",
    "Caught mid-pleasure, a jealous onlooker steals {amount}, and you’re left gasping in shame.",
    "Security grabs you roughly and confiscates {amount}, making you beg for mercy.",
    "Someone’s slick fingers snatch {amount} from your purse before you can even blink.",
    "A spilled drink drenches your cash, soaking and ruining {amount} as you curse yourself.",
    "The dealer smirks, then disappears with your {amount} as you’re left pleading for more.",
    "Your desperate hands fumble and send {amount} fluttering down the street.",
    "They slap your wrist and steal {amount} while you whimper, powerless to resist.",
    "A shove sends you tumbling into a puddle, ruining your precious {amount}.",
    "A thief darts past you, greedily snatching {amount} from your shaking grip.",
    "Your purse strap breaks, dumping {amount} into the grimy alley where you crawl after it.",
    "Startled, you drop {amount} onto the filthy ground, desperate to recover it all.",
    "Rivals flip your table, scattering {amount} and mocking your pitiful state.",
    "You’re far too eager and lose {amount} to a quick-fingered stranger’s cruel smile.",
    "They slam you against the wall, stealing {amount} while your breath hitches in humiliation.",
    "Caught and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} under harsh threat.",
    "You drop {amount} into a puddle of spit, watching it dissolve like your dignity.",
    "A pickpocket steals {amount} while you’re too distracted by your own needy moans.",
    "Your wallet bursts open, sending {amount} spilling like your broken dreams.",
    "Jealous rivals snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you beg for just a taste more.",
    "You trip and {amount} spills across the street, your breath catching in shame.",
    "Your wallet rips and {amount} slips away unnoticed, lost in the chaos.",
    "A shove knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you desperate and trembling.",
    "Wax drips over your cash, destroying {amount} as you silently curse your clumsiness.",
    "They catch you sneaking and seize {amount}, leaving you begging for forgiveness.",
    "Your pocket tears open and {amount} falls onto the filthy street below.",
    "You get shoved into a crowd and lose {amount} to rough hands and cruel laughter.",
    "Rivals barge in and snatch {amount} as you whimper, utterly powerless.",
    "You fumble {amount} and it slides away into the gutter like your shattered hopes.",
    "A punch knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you breathless and broke.",
    "Law enforcers catch you and fine you {amount}, your pleas falling on deaf ears.",
    "Your overconfidence causes {amount} to scatter and vanish in the crowd.",
    "A thief steals your bag and your {amount}, leaving you desperate and exposed.",
    "You spill a drink all over {amount}, soaking your chances and your pride.",
    "They catch you red-handed and seize {amount}, your voice trembling with desperation.",
    "You drop {amount} and it’s crushed under a stranger’s boot, ruined forever.",
    "A jealous competitor grins as they steal your {amount} in one cruel swipe.",
    "You stumble and drop {amount} into a filthy gutter, your sobs echoing off the walls.",
    "Caught in a brawl, you lose {amount} amidst the chaos and harsh blows.",
    "A drunken stranger knocks {amount} from your grasp and walks off, leaving you stunned.",
    "Your wallet bursts and {amount} falls into a storm drain, lost forever.",
    "Hands slam your wrist away, stealing {amount} while you whimper in helpless submission.",
    "You drop {amount} into a muddy puddle, watching it ruin your last hopes.",
    "A rival’s cruel laugh echoes as they snatch {amount} from your desperate hands.",
    "Caught off guard, a thief robs you of {amount} before you can cry out.",
    "Your clutch strap snaps, dumping {amount} onto the dirty floor as you sob.",
    "You drop your money bag during a fight, losing {amount} to the surrounding crowd.",
    "Threatened and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} in humiliating surrender.",
    "A pickpocket’s quick fingers steal {amount} while you’re lost in shame.",
    "Wax drips and ruins {amount} as you silently curse your careless hands.",
    "Wallet torn, {amount} spills out as you fall to your knees in defeat.",
    "Rivals mockingly snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you whimper.",
    "You get shoved hard and {amount} spills out onto the filthy ground beneath you.",
    "Sudden shove sends {amount} flying from your grasp, lost to the dirty street.",
    "Purse strap breaks, scattering {amount} all over the grimy sidewalk as you crawl.",
    "You drop {amount} during a scuffle and lose it to the hungry crowd.",
    "Caught red-handed, you’re forced to pay {amount} in humiliating fines.",
    "Your moment ruined as {amount} is stolen right from your desperate hands.",
    "Drink spills soak {amount}, destroying your fragile hopes completely.",
    "Rivals shove you and your wallet bursts, scattering {amount} like broken dreams.",
    "Caught in the act, {amount} is confiscated before you can even plead.",
    "Clutch slips and {amount} falls unnoticed into the filthy gutter below.",
    "A sneaky hand snatches {amount} from your purse in a heartbeat.",
    "You lose grip and {amount} tumbles helplessly to the dirty floor beneath.",
    "Pushed into a puddle, your money soaks and {amount} is lost forever.",
    "Fumbling cash lets a thief dart off with {amount} before you react.",
    "Wallet tears open, {amount} spilling onto the street in humiliating chaos.",
    "Shoved in the crowd, you watch helplessly as {amount} disappears into nothing.",
    "A rival steals your bag, and with it goes {amount} without a trace.",
    "You stumble, dropping {amount} into a filthy gutter, ruined beyond repair.",
    "Caught mid-move, {amount} is confiscated on the spot as you cry out.",
    "Purse strap snaps, dumping {amount} all over the grimy floor as you sob.",
    "Earnings drop in a fight and {amount} is lost to the roaring scuffle.",
    "A thief’s quick hand snatches {amount} while you’re paralyzed with shock.",
    "Wax spills over your money, destroying {amount} instantly in your despair.",
    "Tripping, you drop {amount} onto the dirty ground, your breath hitching in shame.",
    "Pushed hard, {amount} scatters across the filthy street as you fall to your knees.",
    "Caught and trembling, you hand over {amount} under harsh, humiliating threat."
]