crime_fails = [ "You got caught trying to rob the bank! The police fined you {amount}.", "Your attempted heist failed miserably. You were fined {amount}.", "The security cameras caught you in the act. Pay {amount} in fines.", "Your getaway driver abandoned you. The cops caught up and fined you {amount}.", "You triggered the silent alarm. The fine for attempted theft is {amount}.", "The store owner pulled out a shotgun. You dropped everything and got fined {amount}.", "Your mask fell off during the robbery. Easy identification led to a {amount} fine.", "The police were waiting outside. You got caught and fined {amount}.", "Your criminal plan backfired spectacularly. Pay {amount} in fines.", "You slipped on a banana peel while escaping. The cops fined you {amount}." ] rob_fails = [ "They saw you coming and called the police. You were fined {amount}.", "Their guard dog caught you in the act. The police fined you {amount}.", "You picked the wrong target - they were an off-duty cop! Pay {amount} in fines.", "Their security system was too advanced. Getting caught cost you {amount}.", "You tripped their alarm. The fine for attempted robbery is {amount}.", "They fought back and subdued you. The police fined you {amount}.", "Their neighbors spotted you and called 911. Pay {amount} for your failed attempt.", "You got caught on their doorbell camera. The fine is {amount}.", "Their martial arts training surprised you. Getting caught cost you {amount}.", "Their booby traps worked perfectly. The police fined you {amount}." ] slut_fails = [ "An undercover cop caught you soliciting. Pay {amount} in fines.", "The vice squad was running a sting operation. You were fined {amount}.", "Someone reported your suspicious activity. The fine is {amount}.", "Your attempt at seduction failed badly. Pay {amount} in fines.", "You got caught in a police raid. The fine for solicitation is {amount}.", "Your potential client was a police officer. You were fined {amount}.", "The hotel staff called the authorities. Pay {amount} in fines.", "Your indecent behavior got you fined {amount}.", "You picked the wrong street corner. The police fined you {amount}.", "Your flirting attracted police attention. The fine is {amount}." "They snatch your money right out of your trembling hands, leaving you sobbing as you lose {amount}.", "You spill hot wax all over your cash while begging, ruining {amount} and feeling utterly helpless.", "A ruthless thief yanks {amount} from your clutch as you’re too desperate to stop them.", "You stumble and drop {amount} on the filthy floor, crawling to grab what’s left.", "Their cruel fingers swipe {amount} away while you’re lost in a needy moan.", "You get pushed hard, your wallet tearing and {amount} scattering like your shattered pride.", "You accidentally scorch {amount} with a flicked cigarette, whimpering at your own mess.", "While whispering sweet nothings, a sneaky hand picks your pocket, stealing {amount}.", "You trip over your own trembling legs and {amount} slips down a dirty drain.", "Caught mid-pleasure, a jealous onlooker steals {amount}, and you’re left gasping in shame.", "Security grabs you roughly and confiscates {amount}, making you beg for mercy.", "Someone’s slick fingers snatch {amount} from your purse before you can even blink.", "A spilled drink drenches your cash, soaking and ruining {amount} as you curse yourself.", "The dealer smirks, then disappears with your {amount} as you’re left pleading for more.", "Your desperate hands fumble and send {amount} fluttering down the street.", "They slap your wrist and steal {amount} while you whimper, powerless to resist.", "A shove sends you tumbling into a puddle, ruining your precious {amount}.", "A thief darts past you, greedily snatching {amount} from your shaking grip.", "Your purse strap breaks, dumping {amount} into the grimy alley where you crawl after it.", "Startled, you drop {amount} onto the filthy ground, desperate to recover it all.", "Rivals flip your table, scattering {amount} and mocking your pitiful state.", "You’re far too eager and lose {amount} to a quick-fingered stranger’s cruel smile.", "They slam you against the wall, stealing {amount} while your breath hitches in humiliation.", "Caught and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} under harsh threat.", "You drop {amount} into a puddle of spit, watching it dissolve like your dignity.", "A pickpocket steals {amount} while you’re too distracted by your own needy moans.", "Your wallet bursts open, sending {amount} spilling like your broken dreams.", "Jealous rivals snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you beg for just a taste more.", "You trip and {amount} spills across the street, your breath catching in shame.", "Your wallet rips and {amount} slips away unnoticed, lost in the chaos.", "A shove knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you desperate and trembling.", "Wax drips over your cash, destroying {amount} as you silently curse your clumsiness.", "They catch you sneaking and seize {amount}, leaving you begging for forgiveness.", "Your pocket tears open and {amount} falls onto the filthy street below.", "You get shoved into a crowd and lose {amount} to rough hands and cruel laughter.", "Rivals barge in and snatch {amount} as you whimper, utterly powerless.", "You fumble {amount} and it slides away into the gutter like your shattered hopes.", "A punch knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you breathless and broke.", "Law enforcers catch you and fine you {amount}, your pleas falling on deaf ears.", "Your overconfidence causes {amount} to scatter and vanish in the crowd.", "A thief steals your bag and your {amount}, leaving you desperate and exposed.", "You spill a drink all over {amount}, soaking your chances and your pride.", "They catch you red-handed and seize {amount}, your voice trembling with desperation.", "You drop {amount} and it’s crushed under a stranger’s boot, ruined forever.", "A jealous competitor grins as they steal your {amount} in one cruel swipe.", "You stumble and drop {amount} into a filthy gutter, your sobs echoing off the walls.", "Caught in a brawl, you lose {amount} amidst the chaos and harsh blows.", "A drunken stranger knocks {amount} from your grasp and walks off, leaving you stunned.", "Your wallet bursts and {amount} falls into a storm drain, lost forever.", "Hands slam your wrist away, stealing {amount} while you whimper in helpless submission.", "You drop {amount} into a muddy puddle, watching it ruin your last hopes.", "A rival’s cruel laugh echoes as they snatch {amount} from your desperate hands.", "Caught off guard, a thief robs you of {amount} before you can cry out.", "Your clutch strap snaps, dumping {amount} onto the dirty floor as you sob.", "You drop your money bag during a fight, losing {amount} to the surrounding crowd.", "Threatened and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} in humiliating surrender.", "A pickpocket’s quick fingers steal {amount} while you’re lost in shame.", "Wax drips and ruins {amount} as you silently curse your careless hands.", "Wallet torn, {amount} spills out as you fall to your knees in defeat.", "Rivals mockingly snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you whimper.", "You get shoved hard and {amount} spills out onto the filthy ground beneath you.", "Sudden shove sends {amount} flying from your grasp, lost to the dirty street.", "Purse strap breaks, scattering {amount} all over the grimy sidewalk as you crawl.", "You drop {amount} during a scuffle and lose it to the hungry crowd.", "Caught red-handed, you’re forced to pay {amount} in humiliating fines.", "Your moment ruined as {amount} is stolen right from your desperate hands.", "Drink spills soak {amount}, destroying your fragile hopes completely.", "Rivals shove you and your wallet bursts, scattering {amount} like broken dreams.", "Caught in the act, {amount} is confiscated before you can even plead.", "Clutch slips and {amount} falls unnoticed into the filthy gutter below.", "A sneaky hand snatches {amount} from your purse in a heartbeat.", "You lose grip and {amount} tumbles helplessly to the dirty floor beneath.", "Pushed into a puddle, your money soaks and {amount} is lost forever.", "Fumbling cash lets a thief dart off with {amount} before you react.", "Wallet tears open, {amount} spilling onto the street in humiliating chaos.", "Shoved in the crowd, you watch helplessly as {amount} disappears into nothing.", "A rival steals your bag, and with it goes {amount} without a trace.", "You stumble, dropping {amount} into a filthy gutter, ruined beyond repair.", "Caught mid-move, {amount} is confiscated on the spot as you cry out.", "Purse strap snaps, dumping {amount} all over the grimy floor as you sob.", "Earnings drop in a fight and {amount} is lost to the roaring scuffle.", "A thief’s quick hand snatches {amount} while you’re paralyzed with shock.", "Wax spills over your money, destroying {amount} instantly in your despair.", "Tripping, you drop {amount} onto the dirty ground, your breath hitching in shame.", "Pushed hard, {amount} scatters across the filthy street as you fall to your knees.", "Caught and trembling, you hand over {amount} under harsh, humiliating threat." ]