Ruby-Cogs/unbelievaboat/failreplies.py

crime_fails = [
    "You got caught trying to rob the bank! The police fined you {amount}.",
    "Your attempted heist failed miserably. You were fined {amount}.",
    "The security cameras caught you in the act. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "Your getaway driver abandoned you. The cops caught up and fined you {amount}.",
    "You triggered the silent alarm. The fine for attempted theft is {amount}.",
    "The store owner pulled out a shotgun. You dropped everything and got fined {amount}.",
    "Your mask fell off during the robbery. Easy identification led to a {amount} fine.",
    "The police were waiting outside. You got caught and fined {amount}.",
    "Your criminal plan backfired spectacularly. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "You slipped on a banana peel while escaping. The cops fined you {amount}."
]

rob_fails = [
    "They saw you coming and called the police. You were fined {amount}.",
    "Their guard dog caught you in the act. The police fined you {amount}.",
    "You picked the wrong target - they were an off-duty cop! Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "Their security system was too advanced. Getting caught cost you {amount}.",
    "You tripped their alarm. The fine for attempted robbery is {amount}.",
    "They fought back and subdued you. The police fined you {amount}.",
    "Their neighbors spotted you and called 911. Pay {amount} for your failed attempt.",
    "You got caught on their doorbell camera. The fine is {amount}.",
    "Their martial arts training surprised you. Getting caught cost you {amount}.",
    "Their booby traps worked perfectly. The police fined you {amount}."
]

slut_fails = [
    "An undercover cop caught you soliciting. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "The vice squad was running a sting operation. You were fined {amount}.",
    "Someone reported your suspicious activity. The fine is {amount}.",
    "Your attempt at seduction failed badly. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "You got caught in a police raid. The fine for solicitation is {amount}.",
    "Your potential client was a police officer. You were fined {amount}.",
    "The hotel staff called the authorities. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "Your indecent behavior got you fined {amount}.",
    "You picked the wrong street corner. The police fined you {amount}.",
    "Your flirting attracted police attention. The fine is {amount}."
    "They snatch your money right out of your trembling hands, leaving you sobbing as you lose {amount}.",
    "You spill hot wax all over your cash while begging, ruining {amount} and feeling utterly helpless.",
    "A ruthless thief yanks {amount} from your clutch as you’re too desperate to stop them.",
    "You stumble and drop {amount} on the filthy floor, crawling to grab what’s left.",
    "Their cruel fingers swipe {amount} away while you’re lost in a needy moan.",
    "You get pushed hard, your wallet tearing and {amount} scattering like your shattered pride.",
    "You accidentally scorch {amount} with a flicked cigarette, whimpering at your own mess.",
    "While whispering sweet nothings, a sneaky hand picks your pocket, stealing {amount}.",
    "You trip over your own trembling legs and {amount} slips down a dirty drain.",
    "Caught mid-pleasure, a jealous onlooker steals {amount}, and you’re left gasping in shame.",
    "Security grabs you roughly and confiscates {amount}, making you beg for mercy.",
    "Someone’s slick fingers snatch {amount} from your purse before you can even blink.",
    "A spilled drink drenches your cash, soaking and ruining {amount} as you curse yourself.",
    "The dealer smirks, then disappears with your {amount} as you’re left pleading for more.",
    "Your desperate hands fumble and send {amount} fluttering down the street.",
    "They slap your wrist and steal {amount} while you whimper, powerless to resist.",
    "A shove sends you tumbling into a puddle, ruining your precious {amount}.",
    "A thief darts past you, greedily snatching {amount} from your shaking grip.",
    "Your purse strap breaks, dumping {amount} into the grimy alley where you crawl after it.",
    "Startled, you drop {amount} onto the filthy ground, desperate to recover it all.",
    "Rivals flip your table, scattering {amount} and mocking your pitiful state.",
    "You’re far too eager and lose {amount} to a quick-fingered stranger’s cruel smile.",
    "They slam you against the wall, stealing {amount} while your breath hitches in humiliation.",
    "Caught and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} under harsh threat.",
    "You drop {amount} into a puddle of spit, watching it dissolve like your dignity.",
    "A pickpocket steals {amount} while you’re too distracted by your own needy moans.",
    "Your wallet bursts open, sending {amount} spilling like your broken dreams.",
    "Jealous rivals snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you beg for just a taste more.",
    "You trip and {amount} spills across the street, your breath catching in shame.",
    "Your wallet rips and {amount} slips away unnoticed, lost in the chaos.",
    "A shove knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you desperate and trembling.",
    "Wax drips over your cash, destroying {amount} as you silently curse your clumsiness.",
    "They catch you sneaking and seize {amount}, leaving you begging for forgiveness.",
    "Your pocket tears open and {amount} falls onto the filthy street below.",
    "You get shoved into a crowd and lose {amount} to rough hands and cruel laughter.",
    "Rivals barge in and snatch {amount} as you whimper, utterly powerless.",
    "You fumble {amount} and it slides away into the gutter like your shattered hopes.",
    "A punch knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you breathless and broke.",
    "Law enforcers catch you and fine you {amount}, your pleas falling on deaf ears.",
    "Your overconfidence causes {amount} to scatter and vanish in the crowd.",
    "A thief steals your bag and your {amount}, leaving you desperate and exposed.",
    "You spill a drink all over {amount}, soaking your chances and your pride.",
    "They catch you red-handed and seize {amount}, your voice trembling with desperation.",
    "You drop {amount} and it’s crushed under a stranger’s boot, ruined forever.",
    "A jealous competitor grins as they steal your {amount} in one cruel swipe.",
    "You stumble and drop {amount} into a filthy gutter, your sobs echoing off the walls.",
    "Caught in a brawl, you lose {amount} amidst the chaos and harsh blows.",
    "A drunken stranger knocks {amount} from your grasp and walks off, leaving you stunned.",
    "Your wallet bursts and {amount} falls into a storm drain, lost forever.",
    "Hands slam your wrist away, stealing {amount} while you whimper in helpless submission.",
    "You drop {amount} into a muddy puddle, watching it ruin your last hopes.",
    "A rival’s cruel laugh echoes as they snatch {amount} from your desperate hands.",
    "Caught off guard, a thief robs you of {amount} before you can cry out.",
    "Your clutch strap snaps, dumping {amount} onto the dirty floor as you sob.",
    "You drop your money bag during a fight, losing {amount} to the surrounding crowd.",
    "Threatened and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} in humiliating surrender.",
    "A pickpocket’s quick fingers steal {amount} while you’re lost in shame.",
    "Wax drips and ruins {amount} as you silently curse your careless hands.",
    "Wallet torn, {amount} spills out as you fall to your knees in defeat.",
    "Rivals mockingly snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you whimper.",
    "You get shoved hard and {amount} spills out onto the filthy ground beneath you.",
    "Sudden shove sends {amount} flying from your grasp, lost to the dirty street.",
    "Purse strap breaks, scattering {amount} all over the grimy sidewalk as you crawl.",
    "You drop {amount} during a scuffle and lose it to the hungry crowd.",
    "Caught red-handed, you’re forced to pay {amount} in humiliating fines.",
    "Your moment ruined as {amount} is stolen right from your desperate hands.",
    "Drink spills soak {amount}, destroying your fragile hopes completely.",
    "Rivals shove you and your wallet bursts, scattering {amount} like broken dreams.",
    "Caught in the act, {amount} is confiscated before you can even plead.",
    "Clutch slips and {amount} falls unnoticed into the filthy gutter below.",
    "A sneaky hand snatches {amount} from your purse in a heartbeat.",
    "You lose grip and {amount} tumbles helplessly to the dirty floor beneath.",
    "Pushed into a puddle, your money soaks and {amount} is lost forever.",
    "Fumbling cash lets a thief dart off with {amount} before you react.",
    "Wallet tears open, {amount} spilling onto the street in humiliating chaos.",
    "Shoved in the crowd, you watch helplessly as {amount} disappears into nothing.",
    "A rival steals your bag, and with it goes {amount} without a trace.",
    "You stumble, dropping {amount} into a filthy gutter, ruined beyond repair.",
    "Caught mid-move, {amount} is confiscated on the spot as you cry out.",
    "Purse strap snaps, dumping {amount} all over the grimy floor as you sob.",
    "Earnings drop in a fight and {amount} is lost to the roaring scuffle.",
    "A thief’s quick hand snatches {amount} while you’re paralyzed with shock.",
    "Wax spills over your money, destroying {amount} instantly in your despair.",
    "Tripping, you drop {amount} onto the dirty ground, your breath hitching in shame.",
    "Pushed hard, {amount} scatters across the filthy street as you fall to your knees.",
    "Caught and trembling, you hand over {amount} under harsh, humiliating threat.",
    "They pinned you against the wall with a sultry smirk—and slipped {amount} from your wallet before you caught your breath.",
    "You were too busy biting your lip to notice them stealing {amount} right from your pocket.",
    "Their hands wandered, your guard dropped, and suddenly you're {amount} lighter.",
    "A velvet voice whispered in your ear, and you handed over {amount} before you knew what you were doing.",
    "You begged for more—and they demanded {amount} in tribute for another taste.",
    "You got lured into the shadows, only to walk away breathless and minus {amount}.",
    "They kissed you hard, moaned softly, then vanished with your {amount}.",
    "You dropped to your knees—and your dignity, along with {amount}, disappeared fast.",
    "They teased you into submission, then took {amount} as payment for your obedience.",
    "You were caught moaning their name, unaware they'd pocketed {amount} along with your pride.",
    "You offered everything—and they accepted, including {amount} from your purse.",
    "They promised paradise, but all you got was a pat on the cheek and a missing {amount}.",
    "You let them tie you up, and they untied your coin pouch—taking {amount} in the process.",
    "You bent over for them, and when you stood up, {amount} was gone.",
    "They winked, bit their lip, and slipped away with your heart—and your {amount}.",
    "You spilled wax in your haste to impress, ruining {amount} in the process.",
    "You dropped your guard and your clothes—{amount} disappeared with both.",
    "Your knees hit the floor, your breath hitched, and your {amount} was already in their hands.",
    "You were seduced into a dance... and left behind your balance, including {amount}.",
    "They called you ‘good’—but charged you {amount} for the compliment.",
    "You moaned too loud, they smiled too wide, and {amount} was already missing.",
    "They pulled you close, whispered filth, and picked your pocket for {amount}.",
    "You begged them not to stop—and they made you pay {amount} to continue.",
    "They made you scream, then took {amount} as a souvenir.",
    "You wanted to impress them with lingerie—but the price tag alone set you back {amount}.",
    "You were too eager to notice they charged you {amount} per minute.",
    "They told you to crawl, and when you obeyed, they helped themselves to your {amount}.",
    "You said 'yes' too fast, and now you're missing {amount}.",
    "They told you to be still—and you didn’t notice them slide {amount} from your waistband.",
    "Your knees shook, and so did your purse—now you're out {amount}.",
    "You fell for every dirty promise—and each one cost you {amount}.",
    "They said you looked cute when desperate—and took {amount} as a tip.",
    "You were down bad—and now you're down {amount}.",
    "You obeyed every command—and somehow it cost you {amount}.",
    "They made you beg—and charged {amount} per whimper.",
    "You offered your devotion—they accepted {amount} instead.",
    "Your hands were tied—you couldn’t stop them from taking {amount}.",
    "They called you pretty, but that compliment cost {amount}.",
    "You whined too loudly—they shushed you with a smirk and took {amount}.",
    "They had you on all fours—and your wallet wide open.",
    "You flinched at the sound of their heels—and the sound of {amount} leaving your pocket.",
    "They grabbed your hair, whispered 'mine', and took {amount}.",
    "You thought it was love—it was actually a {amount} scam.",
    "You fell for the roleplay—and the invoice was {amount}.",
    "They had the riding crop, and you had the {amount} bill.",
    "You got marked up with lipstick and debt—{amount}, to be exact.",
    "You blushed so hard, you didn’t feel them tugging your {amount} away.",
    "You wanted more, and they gave it—right after charging you {amount}.",
    "You heard 'good toy' and forgot your bank balance—now you're missing {amount}.",
    "They made you earn every praise—with a fee of {amount} each time.",
    "They told you to behave—after draining {amount} from your account.",
    "You were down on your knees—and your finances followed.",
    "They used your safe word as a password—and transferred {amount} out.",
    "You were flustered beyond reason, and they took full advantage—for {amount}.",
    "You let them call the shots—and they shot through your funds: {amount} gone.",
    "You handed them control—and they handed you a {amount} loss.",
    "You begged for attention—and paid {amount} for it.",
    "You said 'please'—and they said 'that'll be {amount}, darling.'",
    "They made you cry out—and added a {amount} surcharge.",
    "You were too busy being submissive to notice the {amount} fee."
]