crime_fails = [ "You got caught trying to rob the bank! The police fined you {amount}.", "Your attempted heist failed miserably. You were fined {amount}.", "The security cameras caught you in the act. Pay {amount} in fines.", "Your getaway driver abandoned you. The cops caught up and fined you {amount}.", "You triggered the silent alarm. The fine for attempted theft is {amount}.", "The store owner pulled out a shotgun. You dropped everything and got fined {amount}.", "Your mask fell off during the robbery. Easy identification led to a {amount} fine.", "The police were waiting outside. You got caught and fined {amount}.", "Your criminal plan backfired spectacularly. Pay {amount} in fines.", "You slipped on a banana peel while escaping. The cops fined you {amount}." ] rob_fails = [ "They saw you coming and called the police. You were fined {amount}.", "Their guard dog caught you in the act. The police fined you {amount}.", "You picked the wrong target - they were an off-duty cop! Pay {amount} in fines.", "Their security system was too advanced. Getting caught cost you {amount}.", "You tripped their alarm. The fine for attempted robbery is {amount}.", "They fought back and subdued you. The police fined you {amount}.", "Their neighbors spotted you and called 911. Pay {amount} for your failed attempt.", "You got caught on their doorbell camera. The fine is {amount}.", "Their martial arts training surprised you. Getting caught cost you {amount}.", "Their booby traps worked perfectly. The police fined you {amount}." ] slut_fails = [ "An undercover cop caught you soliciting. Pay {amount} in fines.", "The vice squad was running a sting operation. You were fined {amount}.", "Someone reported your suspicious activity. The fine is {amount}.", "Your attempt at seduction failed badly. Pay {amount} in fines.", "You got caught in a police raid. The fine for solicitation is {amount}.", "Your potential client was a police officer. You were fined {amount}.", "The hotel staff called the authorities. Pay {amount} in fines.", "Your indecent behavior got you fined {amount}.", "You picked the wrong street corner. The police fined you {amount}.", "Your flirting attracted police attention. The fine is {amount}." "They snatch your money right out of your trembling hands, leaving you sobbing as you lose {amount}.", "You spill hot wax all over your cash while begging, ruining {amount} and feeling utterly helpless.", "A ruthless thief yanks {amount} from your clutch as you’re too desperate to stop them.", "You stumble and drop {amount} on the filthy floor, crawling to grab what’s left.", "Their cruel fingers swipe {amount} away while you’re lost in a needy moan.", "You get pushed hard, your wallet tearing and {amount} scattering like your shattered pride.", "You accidentally scorch {amount} with a flicked cigarette, whimpering at your own mess.", "While whispering sweet nothings, a sneaky hand picks your pocket, stealing {amount}.", "You trip over your own trembling legs and {amount} slips down a dirty drain.", "Caught mid-pleasure, a jealous onlooker steals {amount}, and you’re left gasping in shame.", "Security grabs you roughly and confiscates {amount}, making you beg for mercy.", "Someone’s slick fingers snatch {amount} from your purse before you can even blink.", "A spilled drink drenches your cash, soaking and ruining {amount} as you curse yourself.", "The dealer smirks, then disappears with your {amount} as you’re left pleading for more.", "Your desperate hands fumble and send {amount} fluttering down the street.", "They slap your wrist and steal {amount} while you whimper, powerless to resist.", "A shove sends you tumbling into a puddle, ruining your precious {amount}.", "A thief darts past you, greedily snatching {amount} from your shaking grip.", "Your purse strap breaks, dumping {amount} into the grimy alley where you crawl after it.", "Startled, you drop {amount} onto the filthy ground, desperate to recover it all.", "Rivals flip your table, scattering {amount} and mocking your pitiful state.", "You’re far too eager and lose {amount} to a quick-fingered stranger’s cruel smile.", "They slam you against the wall, stealing {amount} while your breath hitches in humiliation.", "Caught and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} under harsh threat.", "You drop {amount} into a puddle of spit, watching it dissolve like your dignity.", "A pickpocket steals {amount} while you’re too distracted by your own needy moans.", "Your wallet bursts open, sending {amount} spilling like your broken dreams.", "Jealous rivals snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you beg for just a taste more.", "You trip and {amount} spills across the street, your breath catching in shame.", "Your wallet rips and {amount} slips away unnoticed, lost in the chaos.", "A shove knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you desperate and trembling.", "Wax drips over your cash, destroying {amount} as you silently curse your clumsiness.", "They catch you sneaking and seize {amount}, leaving you begging for forgiveness.", "Your pocket tears open and {amount} falls onto the filthy street below.", "You get shoved into a crowd and lose {amount} to rough hands and cruel laughter.", "Rivals barge in and snatch {amount} as you whimper, utterly powerless.", "You fumble {amount} and it slides away into the gutter like your shattered hopes.", "A punch knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you breathless and broke.", "Law enforcers catch you and fine you {amount}, your pleas falling on deaf ears.", "Your overconfidence causes {amount} to scatter and vanish in the crowd.", "A thief steals your bag and your {amount}, leaving you desperate and exposed.", "You spill a drink all over {amount}, soaking your chances and your pride.", "They catch you red-handed and seize {amount}, your voice trembling with desperation.", "You drop {amount} and it’s crushed under a stranger’s boot, ruined forever.", "A jealous competitor grins as they steal your {amount} in one cruel swipe.", "You stumble and drop {amount} into a filthy gutter, your sobs echoing off the walls.", "Caught in a brawl, you lose {amount} amidst the chaos and harsh blows.", "A drunken stranger knocks {amount} from your grasp and walks off, leaving you stunned.", "Your wallet bursts and {amount} falls into a storm drain, lost forever.", "Hands slam your wrist away, stealing {amount} while you whimper in helpless submission.", "You drop {amount} into a muddy puddle, watching it ruin your last hopes.", "A rival’s cruel laugh echoes as they snatch {amount} from your desperate hands.", "Caught off guard, a thief robs you of {amount} before you can cry out.", "Your clutch strap snaps, dumping {amount} onto the dirty floor as you sob.", "You drop your money bag during a fight, losing {amount} to the surrounding crowd.", "Threatened and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} in humiliating surrender.", "A pickpocket’s quick fingers steal {amount} while you’re lost in shame.", "Wax drips and ruins {amount} as you silently curse your careless hands.", "Wallet torn, {amount} spills out as you fall to your knees in defeat.", "Rivals mockingly snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you whimper.", "You get shoved hard and {amount} spills out onto the filthy ground beneath you.", "Sudden shove sends {amount} flying from your grasp, lost to the dirty street.", "Purse strap breaks, scattering {amount} all over the grimy sidewalk as you crawl.", "You drop {amount} during a scuffle and lose it to the hungry crowd.", "Caught red-handed, you’re forced to pay {amount} in humiliating fines.", "Your moment ruined as {amount} is stolen right from your desperate hands.", "Drink spills soak {amount}, destroying your fragile hopes completely.", "Rivals shove you and your wallet bursts, scattering {amount} like broken dreams.", "Caught in the act, {amount} is confiscated before you can even plead.", "Clutch slips and {amount} falls unnoticed into the filthy gutter below.", "A sneaky hand snatches {amount} from your purse in a heartbeat.", "You lose grip and {amount} tumbles helplessly to the dirty floor beneath.", "Pushed into a puddle, your money soaks and {amount} is lost forever.", "Fumbling cash lets a thief dart off with {amount} before you react.", "Wallet tears open, {amount} spilling onto the street in humiliating chaos.", "Shoved in the crowd, you watch helplessly as {amount} disappears into nothing.", "A rival steals your bag, and with it goes {amount} without a trace.", "You stumble, dropping {amount} into a filthy gutter, ruined beyond repair.", "Caught mid-move, {amount} is confiscated on the spot as you cry out.", "Purse strap snaps, dumping {amount} all over the grimy floor as you sob.", "Earnings drop in a fight and {amount} is lost to the roaring scuffle.", "A thief’s quick hand snatches {amount} while you’re paralyzed with shock.", "Wax spills over your money, destroying {amount} instantly in your despair.", "Tripping, you drop {amount} onto the dirty ground, your breath hitching in shame.", "Pushed hard, {amount} scatters across the filthy street as you fall to your knees.", "Caught and trembling, you hand over {amount} under harsh, humiliating threat.", "They pinned you against the wall with a sultry smirk—and slipped {amount} from your wallet before you caught your breath.", "You were too busy biting your lip to notice them stealing {amount} right from your pocket.", "Their hands wandered, your guard dropped, and suddenly you're {amount} lighter.", "A velvet voice whispered in your ear, and you handed over {amount} before you knew what you were doing.", "You begged for more—and they demanded {amount} in tribute for another taste.", "You got lured into the shadows, only to walk away breathless and minus {amount}.", "They kissed you hard, moaned softly, then vanished with your {amount}.", "You dropped to your knees—and your dignity, along with {amount}, disappeared fast.", "They teased you into submission, then took {amount} as payment for your obedience.", "You were caught moaning their name, unaware they'd pocketed {amount} along with your pride.", "You offered everything—and they accepted, including {amount} from your purse.", "They promised paradise, but all you got was a pat on the cheek and a missing {amount}.", "You let them tie you up, and they untied your coin pouch—taking {amount} in the process.", "You bent over for them, and when you stood up, {amount} was gone.", "They winked, bit their lip, and slipped away with your heart—and your {amount}.", "You spilled wax in your haste to impress, ruining {amount} in the process.", "You dropped your guard and your clothes—{amount} disappeared with both.", "Your knees hit the floor, your breath hitched, and your {amount} was already in their hands.", "You were seduced into a dance... and left behind your balance, including {amount}.", "They called you ‘good’—but charged you {amount} for the compliment.", "You moaned too loud, they smiled too wide, and {amount} was already missing.", "They pulled you close, whispered filth, and picked your pocket for {amount}.", "You begged them not to stop—and they made you pay {amount} to continue.", "They made you scream, then took {amount} as a souvenir.", "You wanted to impress them with lingerie—but the price tag alone set you back {amount}.", "You were too eager to notice they charged you {amount} per minute.", "They told you to crawl, and when you obeyed, they helped themselves to your {amount}.", "You said 'yes' too fast, and now you're missing {amount}.", "They told you to be still—and you didn’t notice them slide {amount} from your waistband.", "Your knees shook, and so did your purse—now you're out {amount}.", "You fell for every dirty promise—and each one cost you {amount}.", "They said you looked cute when desperate—and took {amount} as a tip.", "You were down bad—and now you're down {amount}.", "You obeyed every command—and somehow it cost you {amount}.", "They made you beg—and charged {amount} per whimper.", "You offered your devotion—they accepted {amount} instead.", "Your hands were tied—you couldn’t stop them from taking {amount}.", "They called you pretty, but that compliment cost {amount}.", "You whined too loudly—they shushed you with a smirk and took {amount}.", "They had you on all fours—and your wallet wide open.", "You flinched at the sound of their heels—and the sound of {amount} leaving your pocket.", "They grabbed your hair, whispered 'mine', and took {amount}.", "You thought it was love—it was actually a {amount} scam.", "You fell for the roleplay—and the invoice was {amount}.", "They had the riding crop, and you had the {amount} bill.", "You got marked up with lipstick and debt—{amount}, to be exact.", "You blushed so hard, you didn’t feel them tugging your {amount} away.", "You wanted more, and they gave it—right after charging you {amount}.", "You heard 'good toy' and forgot your bank balance—now you're missing {amount}.", "They made you earn every praise—with a fee of {amount} each time.", "They told you to behave—after draining {amount} from your account.", "You were down on your knees—and your finances followed.", "They used your safe word as a password—and transferred {amount} out.", "You were flustered beyond reason, and they took full advantage—for {amount}.", "You let them call the shots—and they shot through your funds: {amount} gone.", "You handed them control—and they handed you a {amount} loss.", "You begged for attention—and paid {amount} for it.", "You said 'please'—and they said 'that'll be {amount}, darling.'", "They made you cry out—and added a {amount} surcharge.", "You were too busy being submissive to notice the {amount} fee." ]