crime_fails = [
    "You got caught trying to rob the bank! The police fined you {amount}.",
    "Your attempted heist failed miserably. You were fined {amount}.",
    "The security cameras caught you in the act. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "Your getaway driver abandoned you. The cops caught up and fined you {amount}.",
    "You triggered the silent alarm. The fine for attempted theft is {amount}.",
    "The store owner pulled out a shotgun. You dropped everything and got fined {amount}.",
    "Your mask fell off during the robbery. Easy identification led to a {amount} fine.",
    "The police were waiting outside. You got caught and fined {amount}.",
    "Your criminal plan backfired spectacularly. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "You slipped on a banana peel while escaping. The cops fined you {amount}."
]

rob_fails = [
    "They saw you coming and called the police. You were fined {amount}.",
    "Their guard dog caught you in the act. The police fined you {amount}.",
    "You picked the wrong target - they were an off-duty cop! Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "Their security system was too advanced. Getting caught cost you {amount}.",
    "You tripped their alarm. The fine for attempted robbery is {amount}.",
    "They fought back and subdued you. The police fined you {amount}.",
    "Their neighbors spotted you and called 911. Pay {amount} for your failed attempt.",
    "You got caught on their doorbell camera. The fine is {amount}.",
    "Their martial arts training surprised you. Getting caught cost you {amount}.",
    "Their booby traps worked perfectly. The police fined you {amount}."
]

slut_fails = [
    "An undercover cop caught you soliciting. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "The vice squad was running a sting operation. You were fined {amount}.",
    "Someone reported your suspicious activity. The fine is {amount}.",
    "Your attempt at seduction failed badly. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "You got caught in a police raid. The fine for solicitation is {amount}.",
    "Your potential client was a police officer. You were fined {amount}.",
    "The hotel staff called the authorities. Pay {amount} in fines.",
    "Your indecent behavior got you fined {amount}.",
    "You picked the wrong street corner. The police fined you {amount}.",
    "Your flirting attracted police attention. The fine is {amount}."
]