diff --git a/unbelievaboat/defaultreplies.py b/unbelievaboat/defaultreplies.py
index 30b7d2b..1f0088a 100644
--- a/unbelievaboat/defaultreplies.py
+++ b/unbelievaboat/defaultreplies.py
@@ -491,7 +491,7 @@ crimes = [
     "You decided to embrace your inner dark side, and promptly massacre an entire nation, netting you {amount}",
     "You work for the Juarez cartel as a brick-presser and earn {amount} They'll probably kill you and your family tomorrow. Just saying.",
     "You sell some cocaine and earn {amount}",
-    "You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of {amount} You also take a few "items" for yourself...",
+    "You need some extra cash for your drug habit. You break into the local dirty video store and rob them of {amount} You also take a few porn video tapes for yourself...",
     "You steal a painting of a mustached man and sell it for {amount}",
     "You steal a birds egg and sell it on the black market for {amount}",
     "You hack into the mainframe, getting {amount} in the process",