diff --git a/unbelievaboat/failreplies.py b/unbelievaboat/failreplies.py index 70b3b19..a8ae38a 100644 --- a/unbelievaboat/failreplies.py +++ b/unbelievaboat/failreplies.py @@ -35,4 +35,90 @@ slut_fails = [ "Your indecent behavior got you fined {amount}.", "You picked the wrong street corner. The police fined you {amount}.", "Your flirting attracted police attention. The fine is {amount}." + "They snatch your money right out of your trembling hands, leaving you sobbing as you lose {amount}.", + "You spill hot wax all over your cash while begging, ruining {amount} and feeling utterly helpless.", + "A ruthless thief yanks {amount} from your clutch as you’re too desperate to stop them.", + "You stumble and drop {amount} on the filthy floor, crawling to grab what’s left.", + "Their cruel fingers swipe {amount} away while you’re lost in a needy moan.", + "You get pushed hard, your wallet tearing and {amount} scattering like your shattered pride.", + "You accidentally scorch {amount} with a flicked cigarette, whimpering at your own mess.", + "While whispering sweet nothings, a sneaky hand picks your pocket, stealing {amount}.", + "You trip over your own trembling legs and {amount} slips down a dirty drain.", + "Caught mid-pleasure, a jealous onlooker steals {amount}, and you’re left gasping in shame.", + "Security grabs you roughly and confiscates {amount}, making you beg for mercy.", + "Someone’s slick fingers snatch {amount} from your purse before you can even blink.", + "A spilled drink drenches your cash, soaking and ruining {amount} as you curse yourself.", + "The dealer smirks, then disappears with your {amount} as you’re left pleading for more.", + "Your desperate hands fumble and send {amount} fluttering down the street.", + "They slap your wrist and steal {amount} while you whimper, powerless to resist.", + "A shove sends you tumbling into a puddle, ruining your precious {amount}.", + "A thief darts past you, greedily snatching {amount} from your shaking grip.", + "Your purse strap breaks, dumping {amount} into the grimy alley where you crawl after it.", + "Startled, you drop {amount} onto the filthy ground, desperate to recover it all.", + "Rivals flip your table, scattering {amount} and mocking your pitiful state.", + "You’re far too eager and lose {amount} to a quick-fingered stranger’s cruel smile.", + "They slam you against the wall, stealing {amount} while your breath hitches in humiliation.", + "Caught and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} under harsh threat.", + "You drop {amount} into a puddle of spit, watching it dissolve like your dignity.", + "A pickpocket steals {amount} while you’re too distracted by your own needy moans.", + "Your wallet bursts open, sending {amount} spilling like your broken dreams.", + "Jealous rivals snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you beg for just a taste more.", + "You trip and {amount} spills across the street, your breath catching in shame.", + "Your wallet rips and {amount} slips away unnoticed, lost in the chaos.", + "A shove knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you desperate and trembling.", + "Wax drips over your cash, destroying {amount} as you silently curse your clumsiness.", + "They catch you sneaking and seize {amount}, leaving you begging for forgiveness.", + "Your pocket tears open and {amount} falls onto the filthy street below.", + "You get shoved into a crowd and lose {amount} to rough hands and cruel laughter.", + "Rivals barge in and snatch {amount} as you whimper, utterly powerless.", + "You fumble {amount} and it slides away into the gutter like your shattered hopes.", + "A punch knocks {amount} from your hands, leaving you breathless and broke.", + "Law enforcers catch you and fine you {amount}, your pleas falling on deaf ears.", + "Your overconfidence causes {amount} to scatter and vanish in the crowd.", + "A thief steals your bag and your {amount}, leaving you desperate and exposed.", + "You spill a drink all over {amount}, soaking your chances and your pride.", + "They catch you red-handed and seize {amount}, your voice trembling with desperation.", + "You drop {amount} and it’s crushed under a stranger’s boot, ruined forever.", + "A jealous competitor grins as they steal your {amount} in one cruel swipe.", + "You stumble and drop {amount} into a filthy gutter, your sobs echoing off the walls.", + "Caught in a brawl, you lose {amount} amidst the chaos and harsh blows.", + "A drunken stranger knocks {amount} from your grasp and walks off, leaving you stunned.", + "Your wallet bursts and {amount} falls into a storm drain, lost forever.", + "Hands slam your wrist away, stealing {amount} while you whimper in helpless submission.", + "You drop {amount} into a muddy puddle, watching it ruin your last hopes.", + "A rival’s cruel laugh echoes as they snatch {amount} from your desperate hands.", + "Caught off guard, a thief robs you of {amount} before you can cry out.", + "Your clutch strap snaps, dumping {amount} onto the dirty floor as you sob.", + "You drop your money bag during a fight, losing {amount} to the surrounding crowd.", + "Threatened and trembling, you’re forced to hand over {amount} in humiliating surrender.", + "A pickpocket’s quick fingers steal {amount} while you’re lost in shame.", + "Wax drips and ruins {amount} as you silently curse your careless hands.", + "Wallet torn, {amount} spills out as you fall to your knees in defeat.", + "Rivals mockingly snatch {amount} right from your clutch as you whimper.", + "You get shoved hard and {amount} spills out onto the filthy ground beneath you.", + "Sudden shove sends {amount} flying from your grasp, lost to the dirty street.", + "Purse strap breaks, scattering {amount} all over the grimy sidewalk as you crawl.", + "You drop {amount} during a scuffle and lose it to the hungry crowd.", + "Caught red-handed, you’re forced to pay {amount} in humiliating fines.", + "Your moment ruined as {amount} is stolen right from your desperate hands.", + "Drink spills soak {amount}, destroying your fragile hopes completely.", + "Rivals shove you and your wallet bursts, scattering {amount} like broken dreams.", + "Caught in the act, {amount} is confiscated before you can even plead.", + "Clutch slips and {amount} falls unnoticed into the filthy gutter below.", + "A sneaky hand snatches {amount} from your purse in a heartbeat.", + "You lose grip and {amount} tumbles helplessly to the dirty floor beneath.", + "Pushed into a puddle, your money soaks and {amount} is lost forever.", + "Fumbling cash lets a thief dart off with {amount} before you react.", + "Wallet tears open, {amount} spilling onto the street in humiliating chaos.", + "Shoved in the crowd, you watch helplessly as {amount} disappears into nothing.", + "A rival steals your bag, and with it goes {amount} without a trace.", + "You stumble, dropping {amount} into a filthy gutter, ruined beyond repair.", + "Caught mid-move, {amount} is confiscated on the spot as you cry out.", + "Purse strap snaps, dumping {amount} all over the grimy floor as you sob.", + "Earnings drop in a fight and {amount} is lost to the roaring scuffle.", + "A thief’s quick hand snatches {amount} while you’re paralyzed with shock.", + "Wax spills over your money, destroying {amount} instantly in your despair.", + "Tripping, you drop {amount} onto the dirty ground, your breath hitching in shame.", + "Pushed hard, {amount} scatters across the filthy street as you fall to your knees.", + "Caught and trembling, you hand over {amount} under harsh, humiliating threat." ] \ No newline at end of file